Needing a new sannin

I sighed in my office and finally finished my worst enemy and nightmare... paperwork as naruto and minato walked in

I raced down the long hallway, barely escaping the grasp of the ninja that had been chasing me since I entered the village.

I sighed and dissmissed them "damnit where are you?" I asked seemingly no one. I heard rapid footsteps coming from outside in the hall and stood outside my door

I yelped as I saw him. I tried to stop and succeeded only by tripping over my feet.
"Finally Caught Her!" One of the other ninja said as he yanked me up by one arm.

"what has she done?" I asked them with a litteraly blazing look in my eye that would make orochimaru's trademark "death" stare look like puppy dog eyes

"She Is From The Rain Sir, She Entered The Village With Weapons In Hand." The youngest of the two said. They both seemed extremely stupid, even for special jonin. I kept my mouth shut all the same, trying not to get on anyones bad side but couldn't help thinking, We Carry The Damn Things So We Can Protect Ourselves Against Idiots Like You.

I smacked ones head into the wall knocking him out but not injuring him "baka, she is a NINJA not a civilian... release her now" I sighed

"Y-yes sir!" The one holding me released me and dragged his partner away.

"sorry about them... new jounin and gaurds... have to deal with that later.. now whats your name?" I smiled

"Rikimaru Katana." I said, smiling back.

"ok mind telling me why you are here?" I asked politely

"I was just looking for place to eat. I was on my way to a cottage on the outskirts of the village when I got hungry and decided to eat." I shrugged, standing up.

"Completely understandable.. I'm guessing they ignored you completely?" I chuckled

"You bet." I laughed alittle.

"hmm I'm gonna have them demoted for this.. they could have caused a war truly" I smiled warmly then sighed "I hate the CPA"

"No no, it's fine. I don't think a war could've been started over me... of course, a war most likely wouldn't have been started anyways. Haven't you heard what has happened to Lord Pein?" I asked, my eyes searching his face.

I smirked "I know exactly what happened"

I cocked my eyebrow at his expression, "You know what happened to Lord Pein?"

"s ranked secret" I smirked "all acording to plan"

"Alright then... Don't tell me. Didn't like him much anyways, brought those stupid Akatsuki into our village." I shrugged with a small smile but ,my eyes betrayed my hearts hatred.

I smiled "good now... wait.... your the girl naruto told me about"

"So he did mention me," I chuckled, "I was beginning to think he'd forgotten all about me."

"not even close" I chuckled "he wont shut up about you"

I blinked quickly, "Uh... What do you mean?"

"I think he likes you" I smirked knowing naruto had no one at the time