X Naruto Uzumaki meets Koburamaru X

"Crap, someone's at the door" Koburamaru moaned out.

"shit its probally sakura" He said

"Naruto-baka you better not be asleep, it's midday." She said from outside, almost yelling.

"She's loud, isn't she?" he asked as he continued thrusting in and out of Naruto, not even bothering to try and stop.

"dude stop so I can get the door" He said

She grumbled, and leaned on the railing outside his appartment. She was thinking about kicking down the door, but then he would complan

"Man, fine" he said as he pulled out of him.

He put everything back on and opened the door

She smiled slightly, seeing naruto."Hey Naruto, welcome back home." She said pushing off the railing.

Koburamaru didn't bother putting anything back on. He just sat back and waited for Naruto to come back in.

"Hey sakura" He panted

"You ok?" She asked, him tilting her head. She could tell he was out of breath for some reason.

"Yo, Naruto, you coming back or what?" he yelled out at the blond.

"yeah" He told him then turned to sakura "I'm wokring on a hole and my friend is helping me"

"A hole?" She said almost not believing him, as she crossed her arms. 'He's gone for two and half years, and theres a hole all of asuden...' Sakura thought

Koburamaru snorted to himself, hearing the excuse. *A hole? That's the best he could come up with?* he thought.

"yeah in my pipes" He said

"Right, if you say so.." She said, hardly believing him right now.

Koburamaru grinned and chuckled a little. *Hole, pipe, I get it* he thought with a smirk.

"yeah, well what'd you come over for?" He asked

She shrugged. "I had heared you were back, so I came by to say hello."

Koburamaru laid his back and tapped his bicep with his finger.

"oh okay" He smiled still panting

She turned to leave. "Well, since your back now. We should go out with Kakashi-sensei and catch up on things sometime, bye Naruto." Sakura said walking back to the Hokage's tower.

He sighed releif "she didn't catch us"