Kakashi Meets Koburamaru

Koburamaru, who was out of his ANBU Captain attire, was walking through the Leaf Village with a bored expression on his face. His bright, almost white, short silver hair blew in the wind and his cold, viper like, golden, slitted, snake like, Orochimaru-esque eyes darted around, looking for any sign of trouble.

Kakashi sat at the heroes grave in the leaf village paying his respects to Obito and the rest of his squad.

Koburamaru sensed a powerful presence near one of the Training Fields so he walked into that direction and came upon Kakashi sitting in front of a grave stone with a number of names on it. He raised and eyebrow and looked at him. "So you are the famous Kakashi huh?" he asked.

Kakashi sat there and heard a voice asking about who he was. "Oh Me? Yeah Im Kakashi" he replied. He looked half asleep.

"I thought the Great Copy Ninja would spend some of his valuable time doing something more important then sit in front of some grave stone" he said.

"..A Ninja should honor the dead every once and awhile.." he stated

He snorted. "Why? Their DEAD!!! Not like their gonna jump out of the ground and say 'Hey, thanks for honoring me" he said.

"You honor them for their help in the village, Not for gratification.." he said

"I say fuck that. Let them rot in the ground. Not like honoring them is gonna change anything" he said.

Kakashi was becoming annoyed with this ones attitude "..We don't honor them to change anything, we do it because we want to"

"Well guess what I think of that? Fuck that, fuck you, fuck your stupid, piece of shit Icha Icha Paradise and FUCK YO MOMMA!" he yelled at him, obviously intending on pissing off Kakashi.

Kakashi had a sweatdrop at how annoying this boy was. "...How..Old Are You?" he asked

"You will get nothing out of me except a fuck you you good-for-nothing, one-eyed monkey sucker" he said with a scowl.

"Obviously Young if you need to insult people you've just met for no reason" he sighed

"Damn right I'm young. There's nothing wrong with that" he said.

"I Never said that there was something wrong with it" he sighed

"It sounded like you were" he said.

"Well I wasn't Now it doesn't matter, Is there a reason you came up to me?.." he muttered

"I felt a powerful presence near here and I went to check it out. Imagine my surprise when I saw the great copy-nin sitting in front of a piece of monkey shit grave stone like a fucking statue" he said.

"I'm here alot, so get used to it" he said

"I don't even live in this pile of horse shit you call a village anyway so I don't have to. You know why? Because this village is shit, your shit, your teammates were shit, your sensei was shit, your book is shit, your mother is shit and last but not least, your father is shit as well" he snapped.

Kakashi clenched a fist "...So Who are You Then?" kakashi did not anger easily but mention his father and his friends..

"Me? I'm Koburamaru, the White Viper and I'm none other then the son of Orochimaru" he said with a viper like grin.

"Well Then. That makes you an Enemy Of the Leaf Village, I have take care of the Enemies of this village" he stated

"You know what I think of that? Take your words along with all your memories of piece of shit teammates, sensei and father, put the in a box, put a lid on it, wrap some nice ribbons around it, turn it sideways and stick up your ass and while your at it, stick that gravestone up your ass as well cause I wipe my ass with you, your friends, your sensei, your father and that piece of shit book of yours" he said.